LMAO

For years, my Mum has been a regular reader of the Reader's Digest. Its generally quite a good read for anyone in the family with different articles to suit different tastes.

I've read it off and on, and my interest mostly gravitates to the Humour sections and some nifty word games. As I picked up this month's edition, I couldn't help but feel a sense of deja vu, with the same kind of cover page with articles on exercising, diabetes and saving the world. Nevertheless, I was determined to get to my serving of humour.

RD humour is light, intelligent and never fails to bring a grin on my face. One article/compilation of one-liners I read in this month's edition was just out of this world. Just thought I'd share my favourite quotes/one-liners from that article.

• How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand. EMO PHILIPS

• I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" :D JAY LENO

• I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge. (How very true! Hahahaha!!) CAROLINE RHEA

• The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a Hindi movie. Who else but NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU

• What if... what if there were no hypothetical situations?? JOHN MENDOZA

• So they're showing me, on television, the detergents getting out bloodstains. I mean come on, you got a T-shirt with a blood-stain all over it. Maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem right now! The unbelievably awesome JERRY SEINFELD

• The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ROBIN WILLIAMS

• You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. (This one totally had me in splits!!) JEFF FOXWORTHY

Good stuff that.